Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she didn’t recognize me and she said “since i don’t think we’ll be getting any more tonight you can have the rest of this bag my daughter will have them otherwise” and then i went back ini love myself
Boy: Wanna go out sometime?
Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.
i wonder what it’s like to be so hot that people follow you just because you’re hot
sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen
I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation
tbh i’m pretty sure it’s easier to take care of a child than it is to take care of a plant
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.
Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.